Mini Almond Joy Pop Tarts

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I hope you all had an amazing Mother’s Day.
My husband got me the earrings that I posted about here!

It seems as though he does pay attention.

I think I will start making wish lists and putting them on the internet and see if it works again.
It would basically be a virtual “vision board”.
I mean Oprah says when you put things out there in the universe they become reality, so since it worked for me with the earrings I’m going to go for it again.

Dear Universe,

I would like someone to come to my house and clean the floors, bathrooms and do the laundry. Don’t worry about dusting, it’s the least I can do.
Also, I would like a trip to Italy for my whole family. Just throwing it out there…or if Italy doesn’t work out, Hawaii would be fine.
And universe, I would appreciate this watch.
One more thing, Universe.  I would like to win the lotto.  I don’t have to win the millionity-million dollar lotto, just a few million would do, really.
That is all.

Hugs,
Shelly

So while I wait for the universe to do it’s magic and bestow upon me a ridiculously expensive watch we should talk treats.

I haven’t ever made homemade Pop Tarts.
There is a clear reason for this.
Pop Tarts rule.  Sometimes you shouldn’t mess with perfection.  Helloooo Brown Sugar Cinnamon.

BUT since Pop Tarts have yet to make an Almond Joy Tart, I had to take matters into my own hands.
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Mini Almond Joy Pop Tarts.

I made these “Pop Tarts” a little smaller than the original. That way you can eat more. Duh.

I went ahead and made my own crust. Just call me Suzy Homemaker, I know.
The reason I made my own instead of buying a roll-out pie crust is because it was a way I found to slip in some extra calories in the form of cream cheese.
Hold your applause until the end, please.

Just get some cold butter and cream cheese and flour and cut it together.
If you don’t have a nifty pastry cutter, just use a fork.
PhotobucketOnce it looks like coarse crumbs, get your hands in there and get dirty.
Knead the dough for a few minutes and it will look like this…
PhotobucketWrap it up in some cling wrap and let it chill for a bit.
PhotobucketWhen you’re ready, get your rolling pin ready for action.
PhotobucketRoll the dough out pretty thin…
PhotobucketAnd cut it into rectangles. You can make them any size you want, really.
PhotobucketNow mix up some coconut and sweetened condensed milk.
It just keeps getting better, doesn’t it?
PhotobucketPlop a spoonful of that onto half of your rectangles.
PhotobucketWet the edges with water and pinch them closed with a fork.
PhotobucketHow cute.
PhotobucketThen brush an egg wash on top of each…
PhotobucketPlace them on a parchment lined baking sheet a few inches apart…
PhotobucketBake them up.
They will get pretty and golden.
When they are done baking and cooled, place an almond on top of each.
PhotobucketThen heat some chocolate frosting in the microwave to thin it slightly and spoon it over top the almond, coating the top.
PhotobucketI did mine on the wire rack so the excess could drip off.
PhotobucketThen let the chocolate set up.
PhotobucketThat’s it!
It seems like a lot of steps, but they really went together fast. There really aren’t that many ingredients!

Then eat.
And then eat another.
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Mini Almond Joy Pop Tarts
 
makes 12 mini pop tarts
Ingredients
  • ½ cup cold butter, cubed
  • 3 oz cold cream cheese, cubed
  • 1¼ cups flour
  • 1½ cups sweetened flaked coconut
  • ¼ cup sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tsp water
  • ½ cup canned chocolate frosting
  • raw, unsalted almonds for garnish
Instructions
  1. In a large bowl, cut the butter and cream cheese into the flour until mixture form coarse crumbs. With your hands blend the mixture until a smooth dough forms.
  2. Flatten dough, wrap in cling wrap and chill for 1 hour, or until firm.
  3. To make filling combine coconut and sweetened condensed milk.
  4. When dough is chilled remove from fridge and roll out on a floured surface into a 17x10 inch rectangle. Dough will be very thin.
  5. Cut dough with a knife into 2 x 2½ inch rectangles.
  6. Spoon a heaping teaspoon amount of coconut onto center of half the rectangles. Moisten edges with water and place another rectangle of dough of top, pressing edges together.
  7. Using a fork seal the edges together all the way around.
  8. Whisk egg and water together to form an egg wash and lightly brush egg wash over each mini tart.
  9. Bake at 375° on a parchment lined baking sheet for 10-12 minutes or until edges golden.
  10. Remove to a wire rack to cool.
  11. When cooled, place an almond on top of each tart. Heat chocolate frosting in microwave for 15 seconds. Pour a teaspoon of frosting on top of each tart and allow to set.
Notes
Store in an airtight container for 3 days.

 

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Patti Keil
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Patti Keil
May 13, 2012 7:48 pm

I am definitely making these! Sweetened condensed milk and coconut should be their own food group and then when you cover it with awesome pastry and chocolate?….OVER THE TOP! Plus… this blog is hilarious; thank you for making me laugh today 🙂

Victoria
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Victoria
May 13, 2012 8:02 pm

Sweet! Happy Mother’s Day! This is being made this week

Hayley
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May 13, 2012 8:05 pm

Genius! This looks awesome. I love Almond Joys FAR too much. Happy Mother’s Day!

brat
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brat
May 13, 2012 8:09 pm

I am curious, would a ravioli maker work with pie crust? Have you made this with puff pastry? My pie crust comes out like roofing shingles, I have given up on making scratch pie dough.

Angela @ the fairy bread chronicles
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SO CUTE!

what is better than pop tarts? home made pop tarts!

Katrina @ Warm Vanilla Sugar
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May 13, 2012 8:26 pm

These look absolutely lovely! Awesome idea!

Melissa @ Treats With a Twist
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May 13, 2012 8:37 pm

Good thinking on putting your wish list up so you’ll actually get what you want 🙂 I’m obsessed with Almond Joy anything lately, so these look devine! I even turned my oatmeal into an Almond Joy [ http://www.treatswithatwist.com/2012/05/almond-joy-oatmeal.html ] so anything breakfast + my favorite candy bar is A-Okay by me!
PS I want those sunglasses too 😉

Katrina @ In Katrina
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May 13, 2012 8:44 pm

You make my heart sing. Not in the Wild Thing music kind of way but in a real joy kind of way. This is how strong my love of Pop Tarts are.

Katrina @ In Katrina
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May 13, 2012 8:45 pm

Is. How strong my love of Pop Tarts *is* See? My heart goes a flutter and good grammar dies a slow death.

Amy
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May 13, 2012 9:20 pm

Oh my! These look amazing! I hope I can find the time to make these!

Stephanie
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May 13, 2012 9:21 pm

Coconut and condensed milk? This is so me! Thanks!

Averie @ Averie Cooks
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May 13, 2012 9:25 pm

Love this!

In 3 years of blogging I have never made anything related to Mounds or Almond Joy bars…but just today posted about Mounds Bar cookies. And now I see your A.J. creation. YOU are SO CREATIVE! Love it!

And great score on the earrings and the new profile pic you (or that’s new-ish)…cute!

Julie
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May 13, 2012 9:40 pm

*dies a little* Oh my… thank you for bringing this little nugget of joy into my life! Cannot WAIT to try them myself 🙂

Heather (Heather
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May 13, 2012 11:01 pm

since they’re mini that means i can eat like 5,000 right?

k, good 🙂

Lauren
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May 13, 2012 11:46 pm

You are pure evil.

kangli
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May 14, 2012 3:17 am

This is abit random, but BOTH the poptarts and the blue brush you used to brush the eggwash are so pretty!

Blog is the New Black
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May 14, 2012 6:11 am

Hope the universe worked its magic!

Cookbook Queen
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May 14, 2012 8:31 am

You know, you’d think the Pop Tarts people would create awesome flavors like this. Sadly, they do not. I’m kind of afraid that Toaster Strudels might be beating them…have you seen their Boston Cream Pie flavor??

I need a dozen of these for breakfast, please!!

sue @ cakeballs. cookies and more
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oh yum, they look like ravioli, but that crust sounds amazing, so I have to try it for sure!

Jenny Flake
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May 14, 2012 9:34 am

Too cute! Love little pop tarts and love your updated look! xoxo

Robyn Stone | Add a Pinch
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May 14, 2012 10:54 am

Love, love, love these! I can practically taste them!

Georgia @ The Comfort of Cooking
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Whoa now, these look incredible! I love Almond Joys and I know I’d love these little tarts. You’re so creative!

Jo-Anne
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Jo-Anne
May 14, 2012 11:35 am

You had me until you used canned frosting! Making a ganache is pretty easy and is much better than all the fake stuff that’s in a can of frosting.

JenMarie
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May 14, 2012 11:46 am

THese are really beautiful!

Sarah @ Miss CandiQuik
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May 14, 2012 12:07 pm

Love, love, love anything coconut! These look and sound amazing – thanks for sharing! 🙂

Emilie @ Emilie
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May 14, 2012 12:14 pm

Seriously, why aren’t there more candy bar themed poptart flavors? But I do love a good brown sugar cinnamon. or a frosted strawberry…

Maria
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May 14, 2012 12:26 pm

Love the minis!

sally @ sallys baking addiction
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Shelly, these are so darn cute! I love that they are mini too- makes it OK to have more than one.. or three. I’d love to make these with a brown sugar/cinnamon filling.

Hope you had a lovely Mother’s Day! 🙂

Sugargirl
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Sugargirl
May 14, 2012 1:33 pm

Yum! those look really good!
I suggest wists.com, it is an awesome helpful tool for gift shopping husbands:)!

Karen @ Sugartown Sweets
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May 14, 2012 2:17 pm

Mmmm..a fresh warm bite of these with an ice cold diet Coke!

Megan
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May 14, 2012 3:05 pm

These look amazing!!

Jennifer
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Jennifer
May 14, 2012 3:42 pm

I can’t wait to make these for a friend of mine. Almond Joys are her favorite! And I agree-PopTarts rule!

Allison
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Allison
May 14, 2012 4:37 pm

Awesomely delicious recipe Shelly!… and beautiful photographs…I was ready to get up from my desk at work and head home to make these after reading your post.

Tracy {Pale Yellow}
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May 14, 2012 6:06 pm

These look delicious! I love how you just squeezed in some extra calories!

Olga
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Olga
May 14, 2012 6:47 pm

OMG… you are an evil genius!!

MeLissa
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May 14, 2012 8:32 pm

Super fun idea. You could call them dessert ravioli, I think, too…That’s what they reminded me of due to their shape. I wonder if you could make them with egg roll wrappers…and fry them….if I could eat that, I think I might – sounds awesome. Stupid wheat allergy….

Joanne
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May 14, 2012 9:09 pm

So with the cream cheese in the pie crust it’s almost like rugelach pop tarts! And really, you can’t go wrong there!

I should start putting dates I want the boyfriend to take me on, on the blog. Restaurants I want to go to…see if he takes the hint.

Kim Bee
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May 14, 2012 10:24 pm

I am loving these pop tarts. Great photos of the prep too. I am going to take your advice and put my own wish list out there. One thing on it- Timothy Oliphant…with a bow tied around him. Yup.

WeLoveChicken
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May 15, 2012 9:36 am

What else could I say?!?! It looks simply mouthwatering!!!! I love your posts with step-by-step pics.

Debra Kapellakis
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Debra Kapellakis
May 16, 2012 2:16 am

Oh me oh my, my head is gonna explode and my shirt is wet from drooling and you you you crack me up…I can’t wait to make these! YUM!

Sabrina
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May 17, 2012 7:50 pm

Pop Tarts and Almond Joy together?! You are my soul sister, seriously. I am in love with this recipe, and can’t wait to make these bad boys. I will probably eat the whole batch, but whatever…Pop Tarts are not meant for sharing anyway 😉

Thanks for the great recipe!

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Alison @ Ingredients, Inc.
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May 20, 2012 5:58 pm

omg I love your site!

SWeetsugarbelle
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SWeetsugarbelle
May 21, 2012 9:07 am

Me thinks it’s probably that your husban appreciates that you make desserts like these 😉

Andrea
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Andrea
May 24, 2012 12:36 am

Wow – these look and sound amazing! You think of everything (delicious and fattening)! Love to read your funny blog entries, too 🙂

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