Plow, Plant, Fertilize, Harvest…

So, fancy me a farmer.
It has finally happened.  I posted about my being gardening challenged a while back (check it out here) but there has been a breakthrough and I wanted to share it with all y’all.
I now grow and harvest everything from strawberries and raspberries to cotton and aloe vera.  I have chickens and collect their eggs and even fertilize my crops.
Seriously!
So how did this happen you ask?  Did my thumb turn green overnight?
You’re cold.
Did I make friends with a farmer and pick his brain?
Still cold.
Maybe I moved to a magical farm with multiple climates where everything seems to grow perfectly at the same time of year…
You’re getting warmer.
Here’s what happened:  Farmville.
It’s this ridiculous”application” on facebook that lets you plant seeds and grow produce all while making money and buying farm animals.
I am sure a lot of you are like, “What the *bleep* is she talking about?”  While others are reading  this with knowing smirks because the farmville has gotten you too.
I long protested Farmville.  I said it was for people with way too much time on their hands.  Well, I now supposed that this is me.
You see, I kept getting these “gifts” sent to me on facebook.  Lovely friends wanting to gift me with say a cow, or a chicken.  Or giving abundantly in the form of a Plum Tree or a butter churn. “Ignoring” these gifts seemed rude and I am a people pleaser in its greatest form.  SO I caved and I gave this Farmville a sneak peek.
Upon first glance it is lame.  Why would I do this?  Is it a game?  Is there a winner?  I don’t get it.  But after accepting a few random chickens from friends my farm started to grow.  I began planting seeds for Morning Glories and cranberries and they GREW!  Success!
However, with every success there comes failure.  Yes, some of my plants have withered and died…but this is not the failure of which I speak.  I’m talking about the failure at letting stupid virtual strawberries rule my life.  I literally rushed home the other day to make sure that I harvested my fruits.  Seriously.
This is a hard thing to write about…but they say that admitting your problem is the first step.
Yes, saying this out loud to people who have been able to resist the ‘ville is tough.  But right now, especially in the dead of winter, this is the only way I will succeed in gardening.  I will call it practice for spring..honing my gardening skills, of which I have few.  I know it is pretend, but for the moment I am ok with it…please don’t judge me 😉  Better yet, be my neighbor!

Now, speaking of fruit, how about these?

Everybody loves chocolate covered strawberries, right?

And if you don’t, how about these?

Even cuter.

and tasty too!
They are decorated cookies dipped in chocolate…YUMMMM!

With Valentines coming up I figured I would start the prep…
and while I had the chocolate out…

Why not, right?
Also, just to let you all know, since everyone was super helpful with the royal icing post…
I got back my mojo back…


Woo Hoo!  Thanks everyone for all the helpful tips!
Enjoy and Happy Thursday!

26 Responses

  1. Tracy @ Sugarcrafter

    How cute!! Haha maybe I should finally cave and play Farmville…since I have such a terrible black thumb in real life. 😛

  2. Sue Sparks

    I'll say you got your mojo back! These look great! I'll have to try the choc. dipped strawberry cookie:)

    I have never ventured near Farmville on fb, and I better keep it that way!

    P.S. I have an award for you on my blog:)

  3. High Heels and Aprons

    Thanks. Now I am craving chocolate covered strawberries! 🙂

    They look fabulous, what a great idea!

    Ally @ High Heels & Aprons

  4. Melody

    What a cute post! My hubby has broken his addiction to farmville, but he had a very nice looking place. How nice to "virtually" succeed at gardening. I'd probably still kill everything! 🙂

  5. HILLARY

    i'm right there with ya on farmvilee. I got sucked in. But i'm weaning myself off! it is funthough… i'll be your neighbor if you want 🙂 the more the merrier!!

  6. SprinkleBakes

    Those cookies are probably the best chocolate covered strawberries you can get in wintertime 🙂 I'm not a farmville'r but about 99% of my friends are!

  7. Mara...

    so cute! I love those chocolate dipped strawberry cookies. I might have to borrow that idea…if that's okay!!! 🙂 Thanks for the great ideas on your blog!

  8. Monica H

    That is hilarious and completely cracks me up!

    Lovely cookies. I want a dozen of those babies, the real strawberries and the cookies 🙂

  9. Sinful Southern Sweets

    I know what you mean….I got sucked into the facebook games too(head hung in shame). But I love those strawberry cookies 🙂 Adorable!

  10. Berk'sGirl

    That's hilarious! I'm addicted to Farmville as well. I started about 2 weeks ago and can't get enough. And better yet, Cafe World. Now that one, I tell ya is even more addicting. Between the two, I could spend hours and hours online.

    Your cookies are adorable!

  11. betchacanteatjustone

    I ignore the farmville invites, but I was sucked in by the "brimmies" roll up the rim game a few years back on facebook! The chocolate dipped strawberries are delightful, and I bet they taste amazing too 🙂

  12. bridget {bake at 350}

    I was thinking….how is she getting STRAWBERRIES in January?!?! 🙂

    Darling cookies…I'm so glad your mojo is back. 😉

  13. Dorothy

    Hahaha! Farmville was a total time-stealing device for me! I stopped playing it because I would forget to harvest my crops and they'd go to waste! 🙂 Those strawberry cookies are adorable…much better than fake computer strawberries, right?

  14. kelly

    my 17 yr. old son is obsessed and also said to us we had to go home from somewhere so he could harvest… or something!! i want chocolate strawberries!

  15. Flourchild

    You are like the best cookie decorater ever! I love them and your strawberries too!
    Ya that Farmville is the latest thing, isn't it..Im hooked on Cafe world! I yet to get over to Farmville, I know I will become addicted.

  16. Sara Tea

    these are unbelievably cute. my mother hates chocolate covered strawberries, but i know she would LOVE these! also, i love how your red heart cookies are iced perfectly. i always try to leave a bit of a "cookie" border and fail. :/

  17. Amanda

    how do i find you on facebook? i would be happy to add you as my neighbor on farmville! LOVE that game. My husband and I are in serious competition on it right now! lol

  18. Nicole

    I have a serious farmville addiction too. And whenever I'm done I wonder what my problem is – why did I just waste the last 15 minutes harvesting fake crops?

    Those cookies are adorable!

  19. Jade

    Your cookies are so cute!! I am totally addicted to this game. I to resisted to play for the longest time and now I have to check my farm constatly!!

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