Running and Roca

This post was updated in 2020. Click here for the full recipe: Almond Roca Cookies
This past Monday evening I ran in my first 5K ever.
Please, hold your applause.
This was a last-minute, irrational decision.
3 months ago some friends and I had planned on running in a 5k together, but there were some kid-conflicts and mommy guilt won out for me, so I didn’t go with the girls.
BUT…here’s where I went wrong.  Instead of continuing to “train”, I was like “pshh, I’ll run tomorrow”…or the next day…or next week…
Cut to 2 months later…no running had happened.  My thighs and I have shame.
My girlfriend told me last week that she was for sure running in a race on Monday and  I should come along.
I knew in the back of my head that my feet hadn’t pounded that pavement since Easter…but thought..it’s just 3.1 miles, it’ll all be over in half an hour.  So without fully committing, I gave her a solid maybe.
 When I woke up Monday morning the birds were chirping and there was nary a cloud in the sky.
You know how some mornings you wake up and all things seem possible?  That was my Monday morning.  I have since decided that NO decisions will be made again before coffee.  Bad things happen.
I texted my friend and said, “ya know what?  I am in for the race.”
I instantly had texter regret.
 Soon the regret turned into spastic nerves.
I stressed all day…
But, she came and picked me up and I was on my way, like it or not.
Now, I had never participated in a 5k run before…
Let me tell you that runners are some strange people.
There were people running BEFORE the race.  To warm up.
Does this boggle anyone else’s mind?
I saw some things that evening that I am pretty sure are etched in my mind forevahh.
Like the 60-ish year old man wearing a baggy speedo.
I’m not sure if that’s some new form of running-ware, but dude’s nads were hanging down to mid-thigh and I am pretty sure that isn’t aerodynamic.
Or like the man running in denim..with a belt on.  Again, not an expert, but I am thinking that there might be some weird chafing involved.
And lets talk about the stretching.
I get it…you need to stretch.  BUT could we all make an agreement to do our hard-core stetches in the privacy of our own homes? or behind a tree or something?
There were men stretching in ways that I have never seen.  Old hairy men stretching. It looked painful and unnatural.  I’m taking a solid pass on witnessing that again ~ no thanks.
When the race started I knew I was going to be jogging at a slow pace.  So, my girlfriend ran ahead and I hung back with the old ladies and the children.
Running with kids is no good, because they sprint and then walk and then sprint and then walk…it kinda messes with any pace you’re trying to set for yourself.
I know how I will fix that for next time, though.
Actually practice, so I am not IN the back with the kids.  Genius.
So, I finished with a time that is embarrassing, BUT I finished.
And there was ice cream at the end.
That’s what I kept telling myself as I was running…run for the ice cream.
And, like a fat kid, I ran for the ice cream, thank you very much 😉
My girlfriend who tricked me into running gave me this recipe…so I thought I would post it in honor of my first 5k finish…
The recipe was originally called Almond Roca Cookies, but since I didn’t add almonds we’ll just call ’em Roca cookies.
I had no idea what Almond Roca was, but according to Wikipedia it is a “chocolate toffee butter crunch candy containing a ground almond coating and also almond chunks inside the candy itself”. Phew.
The cookie is buttery and where the edges get a bit crisp they are definitely toffee-like.
I used chopped walnuts on top, but since I am not a nut + cookie lover, next time I will use toffee bits…that would be delicious!
 
As soon as you remove from the oven spread the broken Hershey pieces and the heat of the cookie will melt them.
Spread to cover the entire top of cookie.
Top with your chopped nuts or toffee.
When completely cooled cut into triangle pieces and enjoy!

FULL RECIPE: Almond Roca Cookies

Hi! I’m Shelly and I’m an addict. Of the buttercream sort. I started this site a few years ago as a way to justify my sugary, buttery obsession with desserts. It has worked out well for me so far, because as it turns out you guys all love sugary, buttery desserts too! It feels good to know you're not alone, doesn’t it?

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Lucie Hunter
Lucie Hunter

I LOVE your recipes and have made a few quite often. Not sure if Mountain Dew Cake and Reese P-Butter Banana cake are my family’s favorites. I just had to say I never read your blog before but I’m starting now. I lost my best friend to cancer 4 months ago and have not had a really good laugh since. Your 5K blog had me rolling on the floor. Thank you. 🙂

Peggy Eastburn
Peggy Eastburn

You are hysterical! Thanks for getting me to laugh (hard) after a long day of work!!
PS this is another recipe I intend to add to our bar cookies for my daughter’s wedding. They look delicious! And, I agree with you – better with toffee than nuts…
I’m hoping they will freeze well!

creative-parade
creative-parade

Congrats on the 5k 🙂

I made some Roca Cookies and everyone loved them.
I posted them on my blog and linked your blog 😉

Megan
Megan

Congrats on the 5k! That was a great story that put a big smile on my face. Thanks for brightening up my day! Love the roca cookies. Thumbs up!

grace
grace

If you have to run it might as well be for ice cream! These cookies look delicious, btw *saving recipe* 🙂

bridget {bake at 350}
bridget {bake at 350}

Well, that sounds exactly like how I would run a race. 😉 Run for the ice cream!!! I am always halfway tempted to sign up for one….notice "halfway." And I don't want to run it….just walk. Do they allow skipping?

Your Roca cookies look delicious! Any cookie that involved spreading Hershey bars across the top is good with me!

Kelley
Kelley

Your observations are so true! I thought all those things when I started running at races. Now that I go more regularly I have begun to get used to it. Your experience could be a Seinfeld episode. 🙂

kuriouskitteh
kuriouskitteh

Ahah! Congratulations on your first 5k.
Yeah, I stopped trying to understand runners once I saw some of their men out in winter shirtless.
Not that I was necessarily complaining ;).
Your posts always make my day, they're just so funny!
& that cookie dough looks oh so delectable.

~Kurious Kitteh

Country Gal
Country Gal

Thanks! The strawberries are as good as they look too 🙂 Although, I think last year they were even better.

I love all the recipes on your blog! I actually love to bake as much as I love to grow stuff. I tried to start a dessert catering business for awhile but found I didn't have the time needed to get it started. But I still bake for fun all the time!

Country Gal
Country Gal

I made these this weekend…yum! They were a big hit! I used toffee pieces on top instead of nuts.

Shauna from Piece of Cake
Shauna from Piece of Cake

Way to go!! Your race crowd description is so right on. It is a crazy, crazy bunch. And the cookies look totally addictive.

Barbara
Barbara

Congrats on your run! No matter where you finished, you finished!

Your bars look well worth the reward!

foodlova
foodlova

I was laughing out-loud to this post! Thanks a mill for the great laugh. Congrats on the 5K and try not to be too critical of us athletes, as we think we are totally normal, hahaha!
-Kerry

Tracy
Tracy

Congrats on your first 5K! These cookies are the perfect way to celebrate. 🙂

Foodie Mama
Foodie Mama

Congrats on the 5k! I ran one last Saturday…my first one ever too! And I had a baby 11 weeks ago! I have a memory of an old lady speed-walking (you know, like in the olympics) in her purple shorts, purple tank top, purple headband, and purple socks 🙂

Diane {createdbydiane.blogspot.com}
Diane {createdbydiane.blogspot.com}

Congrats on finishing the 5K! I'd be running for the treats too 🙂 The Roca looks great, I love those flavors reminds me of toffee

Shelly Hi! I’m Shelly and I’m an addict. Of the buttercream sort. I started this site a few years ago as a way to justify my sugary, buttery obsession with desserts. It has worked out well for me so far, because as it turns out you guys all love sugary, buttery desserts too! It feels good to know you're not alone, doesn’t it?

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