Did I ever tell you about the time I almost got arrested?
(We will give them super secret aliases)
and so on..
I get confused when I get a manicure and they say, “You pick color, 5 minutes”
So needless to say I stood there, mouth gaping…
He was straight up Reno 911!
If my friend and I had been one person she would have severed us in half with her lightning speed.
Store in sealed container in the fridge.