Sometimes when I don’t know what to write here I sit and stare at the computer.
Sit. Stare. Watch You Tube videos. Sit. Online shop. Stare. Online shop again.
But today, as my kitchen gets gutted, I felt the need to bake, but not bake, since I can’t bake.
Got that?
So I fake baked, but not fake-baked, because I don’t like to be orange.
I made cookie bars from cookies, that basically turned out like fudge, but isn’t fudge.
What is happening right now?
I think I might have inhaled too much Spackle dust.
Let’s not-bake, fake-bake, shape-shift cookies together, kay?
No Bake Cookie Bars. Made from Cookies.
Golden Oreo cookies, actually.
Crush them up…about 30 of them.
Then chop up some white chocolate…
And melt the white chocolate with sweetened condensed milk. You’ll have to resist the urge to stick your face in there…
Pour that all over your crushed cookies. Let it cool for a beat while you clean your face off, then add in some chocolate chips.
Spread that into your pan and cute it up with some mini chocolate chips. I mean, if you like cute.
That’s it.
Let it firm up.
That’s what she said.
Ugh.
Then eat, you dirty people.
Eat.
No Bake Cookie Bars
Description
makes 20 cookie bars
Ingredients
- 2 1/2 cups crushed vanilla sandwich cookies (30 cookies)
- 1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
- 10 oz chopped white chocolate
- 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips for garnish – optional
Instructions
- Line 9×9 baking dish with foil and spray with cooking spray
- Crush sandwich cookies in ziplock bag or a food processor
- In a medium saucepan combine chopped white chocolate and sweetened condensed milk. Over low heat melt together stirring frequently.
- In a large bowl stir together the cookie crumbs and melted white chocolate mixture until evenly incorporated. Let sit for 2-3 minutes to cool slightly before stirring in 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
- Press evenly into prepared pan.
- If desired, sprinkle mini chips on top and gently press into cookie mixture.
- Chill for approximately 30 minutes until firm and cut into squares.
Notes
recipe adapted from Gluten Free On a Shoestring
YAY for you getting a new kitchen – and for these no-bake bars! Deliciousness.
YUMMMM!!! These look awesome!!! Wish I had a few right now!
These…basically look perfect. I love Golden Oreos almost as much as l love my child.
I said ALMOST, okay? So stop judging.
Your comment just made me laugh out loud.
Oooh yummy 🙂 I’d have to use custard creams as not seen Golden Oreo’s in the UK, but sure they would taste just as good!
Mmmmmmm Fake-baking means you get to eat much sooner 🙂 NOM
Am I the only person who has never tried the Golden Oreo cookies? I should probably fix that.
And then eat these as penance.
Yes?
I would be making these…if only there were golden oreos in my cupboard! Perfect for those days when you can’t turn on the oven!
Golden Oreos, check. Cookie bars, check check. You making she-said jokes… best check off ever. You rock, Shelly!
Is it bad that I like golden oreos more than regular oreos? Anyways, these look fantastic!
These look filthy gorgeous! Not easy to get golden Oreos in UK, but I guess standard ones would be just as nice! Or custard creams!! Thank you for sharing 🙂