Sometimes when I don’t know what to write here I sit and stare at the computer.
Sit. Stare. Watch You Tube videos. Sit. Online shop. Stare. Online shop again.
But today, as my kitchen gets gutted, I felt the need to bake, but not bake, since I can’t bake.
Got that?
So I fake baked, but not fake-baked, because I don’t like to be orange.
I made cookie bars from cookies, that basically turned out like fudge, but isn’t fudge.
What is happening right now?
I think I might have inhaled too much Spackle dust.
Let’s not-bake, fake-bake, shape-shift cookies together, kay?
No Bake Cookie Bars. Made from Cookies.
Golden Oreo cookies, actually.
Crush them up…about 30 of them.
Then chop up some white chocolate…
And melt the white chocolate with sweetened condensed milk. You’ll have to resist the urge to stick your face in there…
Pour that all over your crushed cookies. Let it cool for a beat while you clean your face off, then add in some chocolate chips.
Spread that into your pan and cute it up with some mini chocolate chips. I mean, if you like cute.
That’s it.
Let it firm up.
That’s what she said.
Ugh.
Then eat, you dirty people.
Eat.
PrintNo Bake Cookie Bars
Description
makes 20 cookie bars
Ingredients
- 2 1/2 cups crushed vanilla sandwich cookies (30 cookies)
- 1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
- 10 oz chopped white chocolate
- 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips for garnish – optional
Instructions
- Line 9×9 baking dish with foil and spray with cooking spray
- Crush sandwich cookies in ziplock bag or a food processor
- In a medium saucepan combine chopped white chocolate and sweetened condensed milk. Over low heat melt together stirring frequently.
- In a large bowl stir together the cookie crumbs and melted white chocolate mixture until evenly incorporated. Let sit for 2-3 minutes to cool slightly before stirring in 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
- Press evenly into prepared pan.
- If desired, sprinkle mini chips on top and gently press into cookie mixture.
- Chill for approximately 30 minutes until firm and cut into squares.
Notes
recipe adapted from Gluten Free On a Shoestring
White chocolate is my favorite. Congratulations on the kitchen remodel. Keep us updated. Can’t wait to see pictures.
I love white chocolate! Great excuse not to turn the oven on
I don’t like white chocolate, so I”m guessing I could make these without it?
You would have to use semi-sweet or milk in it’s place, because the chocolate sets up and helps hold the bar together! It would be great with regular chocolate!!
Could you use regular chocolate oreos as well?
Oh, these will make an appearance at my house. . .ASAP!
I need these no-bakes in my life. I sit, stare, watch tv while I’m “working”, check fb…and maybe work a tiny bit 🙂
MMMmmmm. I want these in my tummy now! Might have to go get Golden Oreo’s to make these today.
I know that need to create when you have no kitchen, it sucks!! These are quite genius though, way to use that cook-free creativity!
Oh, lordy. I’ve been scouring the ‘net for no-bake recipes since it’s just a little hot out – this one just got bumped to the top of my list. I love this recipe. I love your nail polish. I love your new KS necklace. I LOVE your No Bake Cookie Bars!!
Another winner – and another pound! These look so yummy!
I am in love with your blog! Even though I rarely bake, you have this way of making me think that I need to drop everything I am doing right now and go to the kitchen to bake.
You have such a wonderful style of writing!
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Aww, thanks so much!!