Sometimes when I don’t know what to write here I sit and stare at the computer.
Sit. Stare. Watch You Tube videos. Sit. Online shop. Stare. Online shop again.
But today, as my kitchen gets gutted, I felt the need to bake, but not bake, since I can’t bake.
Got that?
So I fake baked, but not fake-baked, because I don’t like to be orange.
I made cookie bars from cookies, that basically turned out like fudge, but isn’t fudge.
What is happening right now?
I think I might have inhaled too much Spackle dust.
Let’s not-bake, fake-bake, shape-shift cookies together, kay?
No Bake Cookie Bars. Made from Cookies.
Golden Oreo cookies, actually.
Crush them up…about 30 of them.
Then chop up some white chocolate…
And melt the white chocolate with sweetened condensed milk. You’ll have to resist the urge to stick your face in there…
Pour that all over your crushed cookies. Let it cool for a beat while you clean your face off, then add in some chocolate chips.
Spread that into your pan and cute it up with some mini chocolate chips. I mean, if you like cute.
That’s it.
Let it firm up.
That’s what she said.
Ugh.
Then eat, you dirty people.
Eat.
No Bake Cookie Bars
Description
makes 20 cookie bars
Ingredients
- 2 1/2 cups crushed vanilla sandwich cookies (30 cookies)
- 1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
- 10 oz chopped white chocolate
- 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips for garnish – optional
Instructions
- Line 9×9 baking dish with foil and spray with cooking spray
- Crush sandwich cookies in ziplock bag or a food processor
- In a medium saucepan combine chopped white chocolate and sweetened condensed milk. Over low heat melt together stirring frequently.
- In a large bowl stir together the cookie crumbs and melted white chocolate mixture until evenly incorporated. Let sit for 2-3 minutes to cool slightly before stirring in 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
- Press evenly into prepared pan.
- If desired, sprinkle mini chips on top and gently press into cookie mixture.
- Chill for approximately 30 minutes until firm and cut into squares.
Notes
recipe adapted from Gluten Free On a Shoestring
Wow! This looks super simple..and yummy too..I have not tasted golden oreos but I’m sure the regular one would be equally yummy.
Cant wait to try it.
These look FABULOUS 🙂
This looks phenomenal!!! Especially because of the sweetened condensed milk-delicous!
I made these with my 4 year old granddaughter. So easy and soooo delicious! Then together we brought a plate of them to the nurses at my mom’s nursing home and everyone went crazy over them. Everybody wanted the recipe 🙂 Thank you, Shelly!
Good recipe and making that’s what she said jokes too!!! Best blogger ever!! Thanks 🙂
It’s fakin’ bake! 😉 I do the same thing when I’m at a loss for words. I just sit and stare… and get distracted… and then I come back to it and usually something comes out. 🙂
These bars look marvelous!
I made cake pops once using crushed golden oreos mixed with a can of cherry frosting and dipped in white chocolate. they were a huge hit.
These look amazebo! And you’re hilarious. x
I love these fake baked cookie bars 😉 they look great and they are perfect for the hot summer months!
why do you do this to us?
don’t you know my thighs are crying? 😉
thanks for all the great recipes. i love your site