Dear Kate Middleton,
I think you’re super pretty and skinny and I am sure very smart.
It’s awesome you are a Princess now and get to do all kinds of Princess things.
I also think it’s great that you are trying hard to be “regular”. Like wearing denim and doing your own food shopping.
Because I will tell you..if I became a Princess I would SO not food shop.
I also love the fact that your sister is named Pippa.
It makes me want to have a little girl and name her that. Because I just like saying it.
But there is something we need to talk about, you and I.
Everyone is loving all your super chic fashion choices…
People are clamoring to dress like you. You have a lot of power right now.
But I need to say this.
Because it’s been bothering me.
Please…PLEASE stop trying to bring panty hose back. PLEASE.
I’m not quite sure why you are doing it…your motivation, if you will.
I have read my weekly glossy magazines and it appears that you are trying hard to make panty hose happen again.
No one wants this.
I am sure that I speak for the masses here.
Maybe panty hose are comfortable for you…but for 99% of the women out there they are a torture device.
We have evolved as a gender…Spanx have been invented, as well as tanning creams.
There is no place for the nude pantyhose in 2011. No place at all.
Especially the shimmery nude ones.
We are not vampires. We don’t need our legs to shimmer in the daylight. That’s why God invented glitter.
Please make it stop Kate.
I really want to like you and I am afraid if you continue on this path I will have to disown you as my thinspiration.
Thank you for your consideration on this very importation matter.
ps – I will totally fly over to the castle and talk this out with you..you know, if you’re interested in discussing this further. Hugs.
Now, on a completely unrelated note.
Peanut Butter Cups Krispies.
Because it’s a good idea.
Start with Peanut Butter Cups. Like 21 of them.
Then turn their world upside down.