I really don’t NEED anything, honestly.
So yeah, don’t feel bad at all that you didn’t get me a gift.
Really, I swear it’s fine.
Ok, now I feel bad that you feel bad.
Since you’re asking and all.
I totally know how embarrassing it is when you forget someone’s most special day.
My boys went to the mall all by themselves and picked out a present for me. No coaching from my husband either.
Wanna know what they got me?
A cheese grater.
Sometimes I feel like no one really gets me.
And just to let you know, I had to make my own birthday cake.
Which I am almost positive is against the law.
And you know what I didn’t use when I was making my cake?
My new cheese grater.
But it’s all good.
Ok, eww, I just said, “it’s all good”. Now you hate me.
What I mean is, it all turned out ok in the end.
Because I decided to get a little jazzy with my cake. You know since I was MAKING IT MYSELF FOR MY MOST SPECIAL DAY.
I made Rolo Cake. Which is my new invention.
It a butter cake, swirled with caramel, topped with milk chocolate, caramel frosting.
And I may or may not have sprinkled some flaked sea salt all up on my slice.
You know I did.
You should too.
Annnd her yellow cake is one of my most favorites.
So yeah, I made her cake exactly like she says.
Next, the frosting.
This is where I took matters into my own hands.
I wanted to mimic the flavors of a Rolo candy, so I decided on milk chocolate, caramel frosting. Milk Chocolate Caramel. MILK CHOCOLATE CARAMEL!
Get excited people!
First I boiled some sugar and water together. And get this…NO CANDY THERMOMETER NECESSARY!
I just let it boil…
Just like that for about 10 minutes. It will get a nice amber color.
Here’s where it gets serious…I poured in some heavy cream and stirred that together until it was smooth.
Then pour that whole situation over a bowl of chocolate…
*note ~ the photo above is deceiving…the color of the cream and caramel mixture was darker than the picture appears. I had some weird lighting going on*
Ok, moving on…
Now just stir the chocolate mixture up. The heat of the caramel will melt the chocolate and you will have a glorious bowl of this…
Now here’s the hard part.
You have to stick that in the fridge for at least an hour, until it’s cooled.
It’s a long hour.
I stirred it a few times when it was in there, so it cooled evenly.
When it’s finally cool, get some butter ready. Room temperature please…
And cut it into cubed pieces and mix it in the bowl of chocolate.
Sorry to do this to you again, but it needs to chill some more…about an hour, but I left mine overnight.
*Just let it come up to room temperature before frosting your cake!
When you’re ready to frost your cake, give the frosting a good stir…
I spread the bottom layer with a generous helping of frosting and spread it evenly over cake.
Then, for good measure I spread about 2 tablespoons of jarred caramel sauce over the frosting, extending it about an inch away from the edge.
I placed the other layer on and frosted the entire cake.
I garnished the cake with some Rolo candies and then, since I had a little extra caramel, I decided to give it a drizzle.
Why not, right?
Happy Birthday to me!
Cake recipe HERE with the addition of 1/2 cup caramel, divided into each layer and swirled before baking.
I also used 2 Tbsp of jarred caramel sauce in the middle of the layer cake, as per instructions above, as well as a little extra for drizzling.