Deep Dish Milky Way Cookies

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I am right in the middle of trying to teach my son a life lesson.  I am not so sure how I got qualified to do this.

He’s right smack dab in the middle of, “Well my FRIEND has a such and such…Why can’t I have one too?”

Anyone who has children goes through this, I’m sure.

What I try and remind him of is that it’s good when your friend has something different because it makes going to their house more fun.

Which is officially the lamest thing I think I have ever said as a parent.

 

Not only is it lame, but it’s COMPLETELY untrue.

Here’s why ~ when I see my friend in a great pair of shoes, I don’t NOT buy them and just wait to go over to her house so I can wear them while I’m over visiting…

I’m thinking I wouldn’t have many friends if I asked to do that.  Hello, creeper.

 

I get that it’s kinda different…but kinda not.

I’m not proposing to go out and buy your kids all sorts of toys, I’m just noticing a little bit of a double standard.

 

Here’s a truth I should probably keep to myself…

When I was little I was obsessed with the movie The Goonies.

So much so that I wanted my parents to almost lose their house, so my friends and I could go on a scavenger hunt and find jewels from One Eyed Willy’s stash to save the day…

Which now, looking back as an adult…the pirate was named “One Eyed Willy” which I find hugely inappropriate.  Ok, moving on.

Beyond the treasure and the pirate and that bad-ass cavernous water slide, what I really wanted was Mikey’s inhaler.

The poor kid had asthma, which was completely insignificant to me at the time.  I was obsessed with his inhaler.

So obsessed, in fact, that I fashioned my own DIY  inhaler…yes, I did…out of a Pushup Pop Lollipop and construction paper.

AND I tried to play it off that it was real.  There is no doubt in my mind why I was not a popular person…no doubt at all.

 

So, while my parents could not give me asthma, hence no inhaler for me, I learned you couldn’t always get what you want, all while making myself a complete social outcast sucking on a bright blue “inhaler” that was held together with masking tape.

Tough lesson.

 

So here’s what I propose…avoidance and procrastination.

If your kid’s friend has something your kid wants, just tell him “Maybe for your birthday”, or “ask Santa”.

Because you don’t want him or her walking around trying to pass off a deck of cards as an iphone.

Save him from social suicide.

 

OR just be the house that always has cookies, then all the kids will want to come to YOUR house and your kid will never see what cool toys their friend’s have.

Problem solved.

You can start with Deep Dish Milky Way cookies.

They are deep dish.  They are Milky Way.  They are delicious.

 

First and foremost you need to get one of these pans.  It’s essential to the happiness of your life moving forward.

It’s called a muffin top pan, but I have never once in my life made a muffin top.  I do, however, make a LOT of deep dish cookies.

So here’s what I did…

I chopped up an entire bag of Fun Sized Milky Way bars.

I mixed up a quick cookie dough batter and folded in my chopped Milky Way.

For these cookies I had to cut out circles of parchment to place in the bottom of each muffin top tin, because there is lots of caramel in these cookies and they will stick to the bottom if you skip this step…so DON’T skip this step!

I sprayed the pan with cooking spray, placed the parchment rounds in each cavity and then sprayed the parchment again lightly.

Then I filled the pan with 1/4 cup cookie dough for each cookie…

like so…

*please note that in this picture I DID NOT line my pan with the parchment rounds…this is how I know it’s a necessary step :)  My next batch had a lined pan!

Here’s a visual, stressing the point…this is a picture of the bottom of the cookie…

If you don’t line the pan all that all that delicious caramel will stick and you will cry.  Because losing caramel to an unlined pan is unsatisfactory.  Lost caramel is a straight-up travesty.

If you don’t have a muffin top pan, you can make these like regular drop cookies, but use less batter for each… a rounded tablespoon will do nicely.

Bake at 350, in the muffin top pan you will need to bake them for about 13-15 minutes, until the edges are golden and centers are just set.  If you bake them on a cookie sheet, lined of course, 8-9 minutes will be good.

Let them cool in the pan for 5 minutes and then loosen the edges with a knife and flip onto a wire cooling rack.

Then eat!

Deep Dish Milky Way Cookies
 
makes approx 12-15 deep dish cookies, or 24 regular large-size drop cookies
Ingredients
  • 1 cup butter, 2 sticks, room temp
  • 1 cup dark brown sugar
  • ½ cup granulated sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1½ tsp coarse sea salt
  • 2½ cups all purpose flour
  • 1 (11.24 oz) bag of fun sized Milky Way bars, chopped
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350°
  2. Prepare your muffin pan by first spraying with cooking spray, next lining each tin with a parchment round. (Cut the parchment to fit in the bottom of the pan) and then spraying the parchment again lightly. Set aside/
  3. Cream butter and sugars together in mixer. Turn speed to low and add eggs and vanilla. Turn up to medium for approximately 20 seconds until batter in combined.
  4. Turn mixer to low and add in flour, baking soda and sea salt. When just mixed together fold in your chopped Milky Way.
  5. Press ¼ cup batter into each muffin top and bake for 13-15 minutes until the edges are golden and the center is JUST set.
  6. Remove from oven and let cool in pan for 5 minutes. Loosen edges with a knife and flip the cookies onto a wire cooling rack.
Notes
If you make these without using a muffin top pan, line your baking sheet with parchment paper or a Silpat. Space the cookies out 2″ apart and drop by rounded tablespoons onto baking sheet. Bake 8-9 minutes until edges are golden.

 

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Guest
October 27, 2011 11:21 pm

Wowza! Those cookies need to be in my oven right now!

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Torii
October 27, 2011 11:21 pm

Your inhaler is nothing. When I was in 3rd grade I thought my teacher was the coolest. And she wore glasses. So I lied on an school eye exam, lied through the doctors office to get glasses like her. I think my parents caught on when the next year with a new teacher I no longer needed glasses. My poor parents. These cookie look awesome by the way.

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:36 pm

I totally bought glasses with CLEAR glass! 😉

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Stephane in Alaska
October 28, 2011 2:35 am

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:35 pm

First off…”OR just be the house that always has cookies,” I kind of live by that motto.

Second…I *need* these cookies. NEED.

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:38 pm

Okay, wait one minute. Deep dish cookies??? I have never heard of these!! Thanks for the introduction. Wowzers!

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:40 pm

Your inhaler story is so funny! These cookies look delcious! I have never used my muffin top pan for cookies before. Yum!

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:46 pm

As a kid, I remember un-winding a paper clip and re-bending it as a retainer…. and yes, I wore it in my mouth at school. It was what all the second graders were doing, how could I not join in?

P.S. The cookies look delish!

Guest
January 4, 2012 10:16 am

hehehe. I totally did this in second grade. Every single day.

Joke was on me when I actually had to have a REAL retainer…never wanted to wear the real thing!

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:55 pm

You are killing me with these cookies! Seriously! They look divine!

Guest
October 27, 2011 11:59 pm

Well hello, deep dish cookies. Where have you been all my life?

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:12 am

I think I need to get one of these pans ASAP.

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:15 am

Oh, my, my! These are incredible looking! I used to love the Goonies too. I couldn’t wait to show it to my kids and one day it was on HBO or something. OMG! Every other word is a cuss word. It was like watching Scar Face with my son. We changed the channel. I still love the move though. I still wish I had not quit piano lessons because of The goonies too. You never know when you will have to play a song on a skeleton organ. I feel so unprepared.

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:20 am

wow, I know what to do with my leftover halloween candy. they look awesome.

the baked goods and ideas and things i can make with the ‘leftovers’ makes me want to buy leftovers just to have on hand :)

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:21 am

Oh these look awesome!! My sister and I could practically say Goonies word for word… haha

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:36 am

YUM! You crack me up! I loved that movie too, and never thought about those inappropriate things until today! 😉 I also have that pan and LOVE it!!!! I made smores cookies in them and they were delish!!!!

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:43 am

I plan on using the cookie baking method. Seems easier. And tastier. And doesn’t involve fake inhalers.

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Nicole P.
October 28, 2011 1:18 am

These look amazing. I’m going to make these as soon as I can get my hands on that pan!

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:33 am

Wow I must really be mean, because when my daughter says “Why can’t I have so and so like my friend?” my standard reply is “because I’m mean.”

Goonies was awesome. I never knew it had lots of cussing because I always saw the edited version on regular TV.

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:35 am

Wait, what! Those milky ways have caramel in them?! I feel so jibbed … ours only have fluffy stuff. I will have to find a suitable alternative so that I can give these cookies a go.

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Zoe
February 9, 2012 6:25 am

Do you have mars bars where you live? they are closest to an American milky way.

Guest
February 9, 2012 7:07 pm

Ahhh, that makes much more sense, thank you :)

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:41 am

what about just putting a little less batter and putting them in a muffin tin?? do you think it would work? I never watched the goonies and i feel a little robbed of a piece of my childhood. i blame my mom.

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:44 am

OMG these look fantastic! and I use the “maybe for christmas, ask Santa, or birthday” so i hear ya!

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:45 am

I need to get a pan like that!! But I will use a muffin pan meanwhile, I can’t wait to make them

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:54 am

this is just evil in the best way possible!

Guest
October 28, 2011 2:12 am

I need this muffin top pan! And I need these cookies! Milky Ways are one of my favorite candy bars ever!!

Guest
October 28, 2011 2:13 am

Oh. My. God. Deep dish cookies?!?

Guest
October 28, 2011 2:17 am

That’s pretty genius. You do seem to know your way around a candy bar– and we all THANK YOU for that :)

Guest
October 28, 2011 2:27 am

hi there. Can I say that a) they should pay you commission on those muffin top pans because this post alone truly sold me on them. b) right before I popped over to your blog for a visit, I was updating my facebook status to this “my sidebar shows an ad for a ‘sloth’ (from Goonies) costume! so funny!”…. I posted that because I too am/was a Goonie’s nut. I have since passed the tradition onto my daughter. Last year at Target, I saw a Goonies tshirt. I bought one for myself, my brother, and my two cousins. then I… Read more »

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Stephane in Alaska
October 28, 2011 2:36 am

Thank you for making me laugh so hard I wheezed (laughing asthma!). : )

Guest
October 28, 2011 4:05 am

First of all I need one of those cookies! And secondly I’m laughing b/c when I was younger I used to be jealous of the kids who had retainers b/c they were in fun colors like red and blue (I have no idea why) and then I got one. Not so much fun then. Lesson learned.

Guest
October 28, 2011 4:17 am

Oh good. I was the idiot who made a retainer out of a paper clip. Why as kids did we want the horrible things that everyone else was making fun of?
I love the idea of a deep dish cookie. I’m obsessed with perfectly round cookies, thats a perfect solution.

Guest
October 28, 2011 4:42 am

Shelly, You are just too funny! These cookies look phenomenal, and I need rto get one of those pans!

Guest
October 28, 2011 6:07 am

Get OUT! I need these! I have a muffin top pan that I’ve used for whoopie pies but never muffin tops, or even cookies. Must,make.cookies.

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Jackie
October 28, 2011 7:01 am

Hi

How many cookie does this dough make with the muffin tops.

Guest
October 28, 2011 10:09 am

Hahaha!! Oh, Shelly. You and I would have been good friends back then.

The cookies look seriously amazing!

Guest
October 28, 2011 11:28 am

These cookies would be smashing with the cup of coffee that I’m holding in my hot little hands at the moment.

Guest
October 28, 2011 11:29 am

they look like a big bite of heaven !!

Guest
October 28, 2011 11:32 am

These sound heavenly! Gotta get my hands on some milky ways.

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:27 pm

My mouth is totally watering. MWays are my all time favorite candy…and I hardly ever eat candy anymore. Going to buy one of those pans, line it and get these made….fast!

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:52 pm

OH now I need one of those pans, I so never would have thought to use it that way:)

Guest
October 28, 2011 12:54 pm

Hi,
I’m new to your blog and I always leave a little note when visiting new blogs. Its courtesy! These cookies look delicious and fun to make. I have to invest in one of those pans one day soon. Thank you for sharing them with us.

Have a great weekend.
Jackie

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Liz - Precious Pie Cookies
October 28, 2011 12:58 pm

These look AMAZING! I am so going to make them in the morning! You had me confused for a minute because here in Australia our Milky Ways don’t have caramel, but that’s ok I’m sure Mars Bars will be the perfect alternative :)

Guest
October 28, 2011 1:03 pm

Man do these look good!! Gotta get that pan; I love thick and chewy cookies. I always tell my kids to ask for things they want for their birthdays and Christmas. They never just got things for nothing, and I am glad we did not spoil them because I think it made them more appreciative of what they have…..hopefully:)

Guest
October 28, 2011 2:03 pm

So, the cookies look and incredible and I’m totally pinning them, but it was your post that really made my day. I, too, was in love with MIkey’s inhaler and what made it worse is that my friend was lucky enough to have one of her own. Imagine the jealousy:) Don’t worry, I paid her back by pretending I was Mary Poppins and she had to be little Jane Banks (it was a role she was very unfond of). LOL!

Guest
October 28, 2011 3:05 pm

These cookie make me want to cry. Like words can’t express how much I want to lick my computer screen…ok maybe I did.

I’m adding a muffin top pan to my list for Santa. :)

Guest
October 28, 2011 4:29 pm

I remember in middle school I wanted braces so bad, that I would get a foil wrapper and put them on my front teeth. I’m sure there are other people out there that have tried “braces”, so I can’t be the only one to try this.

Those cookies look super good!

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Therese K
October 28, 2011 4:32 pm

This is the best recipe post EVER! From the inhaler to the retainers and then to these awesome looking cookies! Highlight of my morning for sure!
Oh, and you didn’t turn out too bad despite having a fake inhaler… popularity is way overrated! If your kids aren’t popular, they won’t have a clue what the other kids have!

Guest
October 28, 2011 5:01 pm

This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read in a while, you totally had me chuckling this morning, and I needed that! I used to fashion braces out of foil so you can see how awesome I was. Really, I was just way ahead of my time. Afterall, rappers walk around with foil mouth like it’s the cool thing to do.

As for these cookeis, they look delicious. I love making cookies in tins for some reason. They are always so plump.

Guest
October 28, 2011 6:20 pm

These look dangerously good! But I bet your house is already the house with all the cookies. As for lying to my kids I plan on doing it frequently, in fact I already do. I NEED some sort of leverage with them…so if it has to be of the fictitious nature than so be it!!

Guest
October 28, 2011 6:33 pm

My older kids have caught on that when I say “Maybe”, “Ask Santa” or “We’ll see.” They know that means NO! Love the cookie idea – Milky Ways in almost anything – can’t go wrong.

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Leslie
October 28, 2011 8:14 pm

I never thought I would need a muffin top pan, now I want to buy two. Here’s a tip for parchment circles, buy a craft punch the size of the muffin bottoms and punch away. Thaws cookies look wonderful!

Guest
October 28, 2011 10:07 pm

i like this double use for the muffin top pan. plus i LOVE milky ways. they are my fave but cannot get them in canada :(

Guest
October 29, 2011 12:50 am

I have one of these pans and love it too! It allows you to have the satisfaction of multiple cookies, but feel good because you only ate one! Your cookies look delicious!

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